Dear Mrs. Clooney...

I don't think the wrestler lady had an outfit like this.

Well, you did it.  You married my Pretend Boyfriend.  And I would like to offer my congratulations.  Hey, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it was you! My PB looks genuinely in love, and why wouldn't he?  You're gorgeous, smart, successful, and most important, you do good work..  Here's my wish for you- please keep working!
In the past, the world got on fine when George took a cocktail waitress or female wrestler out of the work force, but it's different with you.  Your work matters..  So, take long vacations, go to the Oscars, sit next to Anna Wintour at fashion shows, but keep being an activist. I'm guessing that's what George fell in love with anyway, since he's had (many, many, many) pretty girls in the past.  Also- don't change your last name.  I love a good Irish surname, but there are some hyphenates that just don't work.  Alamuddin-Clooney is one of them.  So, again, congratulations, have a great honeymoon, enjoy the wardrobe upgrade, but then, please, back to work!

Side note to the new Mr. Alamuddin- George, honey, I know people have been making fun of you, saying that you are actually punching above your weight class with your new wife, but I have faith in you.  Make more movies like Good Night, and Good Luck., and your new bride will stick around, I'm sure.  If not, call me...